Going through my advance copy (you can order today because they're coming to us fast!) of this hilarious and painful book takes me back to being a goofy, athletic kid with huge glasses. Everyone thought I knew how to use a computer, so I decided to never learn too much about how they work. Years later, I'm catching up, and I hate it. Our upcoming author's agonizing year of whoring himself out to the highest bidder of shameless online self-promotion is one of the most insightful looks at American internet culture today. Pull back the window-shade and slap a message on Facebook that says, "Kicking back with 'The Peep Diaries' . . . you wish you were here."